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The Secret Life of Cartoons, v1: Japanese Baked Goods 5/6/03
Think you know all about Hello Kitty and the art of the Japanese character franchise? Folks -- NEWSFLASH -- there's a seedy, scary underworld where the plushies aren't so innocent... where life is hard and the streets are mean, and the lessons you learn change you forever. Learn all about the dark side of beloved bakery goods in When Good Muffins Go Bad.