About Jason Or, "Who the heck IS this pork-obsessed freak?" My Not-So-Vital Statistics AGE: 38, exactly 9 years younger than Madonna. Why I'm a Mess: 1/2 Irish, 1/2 Italian, Leo, only child. Chip Implant Model: Software Design Project Management for a Mega-Corporation Favorite Japanese Franchise: San Rio, makers of Hello Kitty. Duh. Disturbing Fact: I'm slightly obsessed with messed-up doll parts and Ann Jillian, current motivational speaker and former star of TV (It's a Living!) and stage (pictured above right, photo taken by yours truly). I'll write about this some day.